Are all guys dumb?? That’s a question I literally ask myself
on a daily bases. Like do they wake up each morning and decide “hey I think
today is the day I’m going to act like a complete idiot” or is this something
that just happens naturally. I know this is a question every straight female
has asked themselves multiple times in their life and still not one of us has
gotten a straight answer. I pose this question to you all, If you as a female
you’re into a guy and from all you can tell he seems to be into you as well but
he hasn't made a move what do you do? Do you wait for him to make that first
move like a little kid at Christmas time waiting to open all of your gifts from
Santa or do you act like a women of the 21st century and ask him
out? Because again you don’t want to seem desperate or pushy but then again you
don’t want to sit there looking like an idiot making goo-goo eyes and flirting
with him non-stop only to be doing that for months and months. AHHHHHH!!!!!
This whole dating world is the worst!! I've hated it from day one! You know
that day back in grade school when your first crush comes up to you or passes
you a note in class that says do you like me? With a little check yes or no box
next to the question. And of course because he’s the first boy to “ask you out”
you say YES and in your pretty little head all you could imagine was your
wedding day. Walking down the aisle in a gorgeous big white dress followed by
little blue birds carrying the train to your veil…..yatta yatta yatta…….and of
course at that exact moment that little boy sees the in love doe look in your
eyes and instantly he’s wondering “what the hell did I just do???” and all he
can think is RUN!!!!!!!! Then 20 years later your about to turn 30, still
single, that first boyfriend of yours is off married to someone else, and
you’re sitting here going, WTF happened???? OMG Disney LIED TO ME!!!!!!!!
Prince Charming...HA what a joke!! Sometimes I even wonder what was Walt
thinking??? He really should have just left those fairy tales as is the Grimm
Brothers seemed to have the right view of what life and love really was, a
horror story. I mean hell, at this point
in life I’m sure there are some women that are willing to cut their heel off
just so it can fit in that glass slipper, I mean who really needs a heel anyway
when you can have Prince Charming, right.
